Gonch

To fool someone into believing that a non-existent movie or show is real. Derived from a meme that went viral on Tumblr. The joke was to fool others into believing that the movie Goncharov (1973) was a real film directed by Martin Scorsese, when in fact, the film does not exist and is completely made up.

"This movie doesn't exist, I think they're trying to Gonch us."

"Oh no, I think we've been Gonched."

by Pinkhairedpersonwithpronouns March 25, 2023

gooch

girl dickooch

“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
“ yessir “

by goochlover69 April 17, 2023

Gonchig

Translated name of Mongolian operation service Unitel.

You "Turuulj Alhana" like "Gonchig"

by Gonchigsumlaa May 5, 2023

Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".

racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?

by sveski May 5, 2023

Getchuaniggawholovesya

A phrase used by black women to tell other black women that they need a man who actually loves them.

Bitch! You bets to listen to me when I tell you to "Getchuaniggawholovesya" !

by ilvssplling May 20, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch

the word gooch is named after a man called James Lavelle, who was the first ever gooch

“James lavelle is a gimpy gooch”

by henrydahoover69 May 27, 2023