flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

flaming bugle horn

the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.

Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.

by Ryalize June 8, 2016

flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.

Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong

by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flapping

The act of masturbating with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Ethan at?

Guy 2: Dude he's totally in his bathroom flapping.

by RheulingKing September 14, 2016

flapping faith

It means to poop

i just flapping faith

by Moneybeeb November 22, 2016

flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016