Grayout Drunk 

Not quite as drunk as being Blackout Drunk. You're still capable of making some form of conscious decisions, but whether or not they're wise is to be determined per individual situation. You also remember about 56% of what occurred while under the spell of the mistress "Rum Punch." Regardless, you still walk around like a moron and tend to exist haphazardly.

Kyle showed up for work grayout drunk yesterday. He was on time, and punched in, but then just disappeared for 45 minutes and we found him having a full on heated argument with a storm drain and a mop bucket.

Grayout Drunk by brrt March 6, 2015

honey drunk 

One who becomes adoring upon drinking.

That girl keeps calling everyone cute. She is such a honey drunk.

honey drunk by nop123 April 2, 2015

sandwich drunk 

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.

Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.

sandwich drunk by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015

Pants Drunk 

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

Pants Drunk by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

kayak drunk 

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

kayak drunk by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

Slothy Drunk 

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

Slothy Drunk by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020

Pocket drunk 

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

Pocket drunk by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023