douchcicle

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

douche cloud

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.

Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.

by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

douche-aholic

a person who's addicted to being a douche.

It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.

by derit April 8, 2008

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

douche fucker

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.

What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.

by Lyndsey January 17, 2004

Douche Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.

by pincherslug July 27, 2006

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011