douche-aholic

a person who's addicted to being a douche.

It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.

by derit April 8, 2008

Douche-a-holic

One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic

A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!

someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -

"You Douche!"!

then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"

by glurb June 4, 2009

Douchaholic

A girl/young woman who seems to only know how to date Douchebag guys

Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.

by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

Douchaholic

1. One who is addicted to douching.
2. One who is such a douchebag it's like an addiction.

1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"

by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003

douchaholic

If you found this....you are the definition.

The douchaholic is looking for his next "cool" word to use from the Urban Dictionary.

by NoNamesAreLeftOnHere March 15, 2010

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017