douche-aholic
douche-aholic by derit April 8, 2008
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Douche-a-holic
One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic
A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -
"You Douche!"!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -
"You Douche!"!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
Douche-a-holic by glurb June 4, 2009
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Douchaholic
Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.
Douchaholic by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007
Doucheaholics
Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff
Doucheaholics by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017
Douchaholic
1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"
Douchaholic by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003
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