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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Doomdance

Also called doomdancing.
Dancing/singing along to your favorite song when you know the world is slowly ending, life absolutely sucks, and everyone you love is going to die.
“Oh man, I love the song So Good Right Now by Fall Out Boy! It’s the perfect song to doomdance to.”
by olive420 November 7, 2023
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doomaflagie

It's the thingamajigger by the whatchamacallit
In a place you've never been, none of it makes any sense but there it is.
You know what I mean, it's the thingamajigger by the doomaflagie
by Pearlished February 3, 2024
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doomjazzing

when you doomscroll but listen to jazz at a jazz bar and your brain shuts off and you listen to jazz.
wanna go doomjazz later
yes bruh im doomjazzing
by mysterybitch222 February 5, 2024
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doomvire

"doomvire can be spotted lurking around"
by severetied February 20, 2024
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Dooming

The act of doing intense penile training to last longer in bed. The goal is to be a strong as DoomGuy
Chase was “dooming” yesterday and lasted years
by Doomingdetriment March 1, 2024
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DoomPie

The act of reckless disregard creampies in late stage capitalism. Akin to doomspending, where GenZers are prioritizing life experiences over retirement.
Johnny dropped a DoomPie in the hoodrat he met off of Craigslist. He just lost his job and the economy is tanking. Let her come after him for 0 child support.
by ItalianoMandingo23 December 8, 2023
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