A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Dancing/singing along to your favorite song when you know the world is slowly ending, life absolutely sucks, and everyone you love is going to die.
Dancing/singing along to your favorite song when you know the world is slowly ending, life absolutely sucks, and everyone you love is going to die.
by olive420 November 7, 2023
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It's the thingamajigger by the whatchamacallit
In a place you've never been, none of it makes any sense but there it is.
In a place you've never been, none of it makes any sense but there it is.
You know what I mean, it's the thingamajigger by the doomaflagie
by Pearlished February 3, 2024
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by mysterybitch222 February 5, 2024
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by severetied February 20, 2024
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by Doomingdetriment March 1, 2024
Get the Dooming mug.The act of reckless disregard creampies in late stage capitalism. Akin to doomspending, where GenZers are prioritizing life experiences over retirement.
Johnny dropped a DoomPie in the hoodrat he met off of Craigslist. He just lost his job and the economy is tanking. Let her come after him for 0 child support.
by ItalianoMandingo23 December 8, 2023
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