dick cummings 

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

dick cummings by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

dick ride 

To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.

Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!

dick ride by Drew Crawford May 17, 2008

dick stain 

An insulting term that compares someone to the stains left in a man's underwear by his dick. An obnoxious, digusting person that you can't stand to be around.

My boss made me work overtime every night this week. What a dick stain!

dick stain by MrManMD January 12, 2009

dick tickler 

-slang for mustache

That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.

dick tickler by scream_clarity September 10, 2011

dick explosion 

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load

goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.

dick explosion by Peven glugh November 20, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

Dick Swinging by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019