crump

a type of dance like battling except the real shit usually battlin it out between the clowns-seen in the movie rize

we goin down to battle zone to see the crumps get they ass whooped by the clowns.

by miyah s. July 6, 2005

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

crumb lip

do have a crumb on your lip, also sounds like cum lip... to have cum on your lip

yo frank you got a crumb lip, whipe off that white crumb with that napkin

by double u double o to the t March 15, 2003

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.

by Jordan Ullman June 21, 2006

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003