Cooked it

Regional NYC slang to indicate running away really fast or leaving a place really quickly.

A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.

by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

Cook

- An Idiot.

- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person

- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking

Pronounced like "Cewk"

- Can also be used as "tranny-cook"
-"Tranny-Cook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.

~"That guys acting like an F'ing Cook"
~ "Go home, you "tranny-cook"

by AnabelChavez April 14, 2024

Cook

Lame or dumb as hell

Boy that shit last night was cook as hell bruh

by Ski slumped August 10, 2021

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021