coffee happy

This word has various meanings. 1) someone working overtime (see Nervous Nigel). 2) a state where someone has drank a wee too much coffee. 3) in certain circles, another way of saying gumf. 4) a phrase volvo_man made up because a bloody spider crawled up and over his computer screen a few times at super speed. Yeah, you shut up.

Badlino: "must work...must drink...COFFEE."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Coffeemaker

A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.

I just finished a pot of coffee. I better go to the bathroom and plug-in the Coffeemaker.

by salmonking May 9, 2013

bi-coffeeual

1. A person that usually drink plain coffee flavored coffee out of the coffee pot at work, however likes to have a Starbuck's coffee every so often.

2. A person that like both coffee flavored coffee, and flavored coffee.

Joe: James, what are you drinking? I thought only drank the coffee we have here at work.

James: Hey dude, I like to have a Tall Mocha half decaf some mornings. I can drink what I wnat.

Joe: There is nothing wrong with being a bi-coffeeual.

by Joe Crowder January 4, 2008

White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it

Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you

by Onhhh March 1, 2017

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Iced Coffee

The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.

Matt drive Kelly to work in exchange for an iced coffee.

by I am nate July 20, 2018

coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005