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Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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Virginia Chokehold

While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.
"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."

" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."

" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"

" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022
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cock chock

chock in the shape of a cock that cums when being used
bro i just got some new cock chock lets do some drawing
by EEEFIN January 25, 2023
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Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
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Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
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a choke to your neck

a person who always messes in your daily affairs, i.e someone who always bothers you.
"I'm always tired of Jim messing me by bothering me at school!"
"I agree, he's just a choke to your neck!"
by socker456 May 4, 2023
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Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.
The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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