Cavemanning

Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.

How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.

Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."

Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."

by jack6burton May 30, 2018

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Caged

1. A term used to refer to when Nicolas Cage burns you.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.

1. *Nicolas Cage talking*...That's what I was doing to your mom last night! *Laughs manically* That's right you've just been...CAGED!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*

You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*

And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!

by 515That One Guy June 17, 2018

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CasedClosedToons

chiaki_animates but with more common sense and an extra 70% to do what KyroNize says.

A person who draws slightly better but draws her friends being shipped and several icons of mildly overrused shading

They're no longer a furry.

Guy 1: Bro chiaki_animates changed her name when KyroNize told her to
Guy 2: What a simp?!!?
Guy 1: I'm still calling her chiaki_animates
Guy 1: Doesn't the name Chiaki come from some sort of anime???
Guy 2: CasedClosedToons is the worst name

Guy 1: Sounds like an 11 year old tried to be hip.

by Slimed4Youtube December 27, 2020

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