Californication

The desire to go to Hollywood and make it big as an actor or actress, which in most cases ends up in failure.

A young girl moving to California and ending up working as a waitress or a prostitute instead of becoming a star actress.

by Sarabellum December 2, 2003

californians

stupid hicks turning the whole world into a bunch of carnies and side-show freaks

heavy metal music and california faggy-ness has turned everyone into a bunch of filthy disgusting inbred hillbillies

by u stupid fashionistas May 16, 2004

California pop tart

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.

My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 2, 2008

california ramstien

A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.

Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.

by bill williams June 7, 2007

california switch

thumb in butt other in mouth then switchem

oh baby i just gave myself the california switch i need a mint right???

by mike 5445 June 26, 2008

California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011

california missouri

Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.

Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move

Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton

Jimmy: good point

Consuela: we need more lemon pledge

Jimmy: bitch stfu

by allanlutz-gatortamer July 6, 2014