brang

The idiots way of brought or brung

Idiot: Have you brang your suitcase
Smart Man: Shut up its brought (or brung)

by Warren Presky April 6, 2013

Brank

A swedish word for the action of masterbating while taking a shit

That swedish guy is branking in the office bathroom again. I don't think he realizes that he's shaking the walls of the stalls.

by Katolapse November 15, 2009

Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!

" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"

by 2up4fun November 27, 2011

Branch

To take a shit, dump, poop, etc.

'Be right back. I'm gonna take a large branch.'

by Gym Student December 21, 2007

Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

by hugecockville January 31, 2008

brand new

brand new is/was always classified in more of the indie scene and unlike EMO, jesse lacey actually writes about real life experience and doesnt complain about his mistakes or those very experiences.there sound is quite similiar to that of the smiths. jesse lacey is the deepest most profound song writer out there and i admire him for his guts and making it thru tuff sergeries and relationships JESSE LACEY IS MY HERO the best thing for brand new is to stay low key because no one wants them getting popular, so emo crowds can pretend to be "profound", instead of depressed and insane.

brand new fan: i love this song "play crack the sky"
emo kid: oo whats that can i hear?
bnf: FUCK NO BITCH GO LISTEN TO HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS AND CUT URSELF!
emo kid: **wimpers** ...maybe ill do that.

by deelucy August 23, 2006

brandjob

Noun, Adj. An act of flattery involving the gratuitous promotion of another company's brand or product.

Wired magazine totally gives Apple a brandjob every month with their What's On Your iPod column.

by holycola August 21, 2003