bum malteasers 

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

bum malteasers by msfg May 27, 2006

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

bum cakes by xerinnn January 6, 2008

bum tricks 

some one who wants to have bum sex with another

friend one. you coming out for a beer 2 nite mate
friend two. yea man, but dont try playin any of your bum tricks on me, when we are pissed !
friend one. hahahahahahahaahaha
friend two. you dirty bummer

bum tricks by matt+smiyh January 28, 2008

bum belly 

when your belly sticks farther out then your ass.

Boy1: DAMN...that girl got a bum belly.
Boy2:I know breeh...she look pregnant.

bum belly by lkjdfla;kldf May 5, 2009

bum raisan 

A little poo that looks like a raisan which is wrinkly,small and looks like rat crap.

One day i got up from the toilet and looked down to be astonished at the sight of my bum raisan.

bum raisan by Johnny Bum-Raisan July 4, 2009

bum scent 

eau de derrier....anal cologne, the trickle of fine sweat down the posterior, n'est pas?

my calvin's are ruined :-( how am i to get this bum scent off (yes i am anticipating lots of thumbs down for this ok so you needn't feel guilty ok)

bum scent by ronsonista October 13, 2009

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

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Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011