when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Square-Head

To have a head that is shaped as a square.

Little-chun's has a fucking square-head man.

by michael8745 September 3, 2010

madd squared

When you are extremely mad (look up madd too)

Teacher: Can I see you after class?
Kid 1: Umm... Ok?
Kid 2: Hey dude wat did u do?
Kid 1: Idk this teacher makes me madd squared!
Kid 2: True that!
Teacher: STOP TALKING!

by me! duh! February 26, 2009

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

Square head

A bie who’s head is just square

Did you see Niall’s square head

by Canny_hack_it May 9, 2020

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)

The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared

by Ms Ter March 26, 2024

bad square

A body that feels a little out of whack.

My back doesn’t pop like it should so I’m a bad square.

by Pretty Baby Girl February 23, 2025