Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
where you have the shits for days maybe weeks and it feel quite nice like anal but you feel norsious and get a bad case of the sweat. The shit comes our chard and moist
Hey doctor i got a bad case of the Probyn smith I feel sweaty and norsious but also a nice feeling like anal
by Callum Shannon22566 August 19, 2024
De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.
"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"
"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"
"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"
by Not Your Daddy's Llama October 25, 2017
by Diem22w838d May 16, 2022
Joshua Smith is plump
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER
Me-hey josh get on im bored
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U
by Kskdkf May 05, 2024