end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff

Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?

by JPhillips March 7, 2008

little magic to end the world

Means something so great or stupid that it should change the world

Urban dictionary is the little magic to end the world

by PikaboyMOD February 5, 2022

i wanna end things

i don’t actually i love you so much and you need to give me more attention and stop leaving me on delivered for so long😁🩷

i

think
we
should
end
things
(i wanna end things)

by love u🩷 February 20, 2024

Never-ending bowl

The phenomenon in which, when faced with a bowl of food (salad, pasta, etc.), eating continually does nothing to decrease the quantity of food from which you started.

A: "Dude, are you even eating?"
B: "I am, it’s just a never-ending bowl!"

by aureliaaurita June 20, 2024

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

Honorable End

The technique of plunging a longsword into your own chest. It is currently the only known way of committing based suicide.

- "Have you heard? Using a level 100 Honorable End grants you permanent immortality!"

- "Really? I'll give it a try."

by NotRestless October 31, 2022

East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.

See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.

by joeysgame June 25, 2025