zoomdick

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.

During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

Zootable

A suitable place to smoke a marijuana spliff (zoot)

Hey dan pull up here this place looks zootable

This place looks zootable to roll a zoot (spliff)

by Stotts n db ptown January 3, 2021

zootime

A frantic and crowded atmosphere, similar to feeding time at the zoo.

I came back from Black Friday shopping, it was zootime!

by Justinamaria November 27, 2021

Zoot block

This is an area in Lusaka,Zambia that was once a farm and is home of Wellington lembalemba and luzangu his close friend. It was later named after Wellington's friend Luzangu aka Zoot by some high ranking members.

I'm from Zoot block

by Natasha115 February 13, 2022

full-zoot

a complimentary term that implies something has class and is top shelf. It doesn't get any better than full-zoot.

Wow! That Cadillac is full-zoot!

by Neal Warren April 20, 2008

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018