zonkyzonk

a euphoric sense of bliss in thru the consumption of nitrus oxide (whippits). giving you the wubwubz.

Dude, Did you feel the Zonkyzonk? I totally felt that man I was like wow im feeling zonky right now.

by TheBIGZonk October 15, 2023

zelda zonk

A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday

Zelda Zonk is a legend.

by jfp50 February 7, 2018

zonkey

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

by FritoBandito November 2, 2007

Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it

"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"

by K wala September 14, 2014

zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground

Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked

by Dizzy May 2, 2003

Zonkified

Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed)

"He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

zonkd

adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned.

(Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch

by LAURA JONNO May 10, 2007