Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better

Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"

by I am Netty June 10, 2011

zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing

We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.

by groundbeef March 17, 2007

zeuse

common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.

(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*

by wise one111 January 11, 2009

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 4, 2006

adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.

Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).

by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009

Zeus

A term used to describe something/someone overpowered as shit in a video game.

"God, this isn't even fair! Meta Knight is so Zeus!"

by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013