Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better
Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"
by I am Netty May 17, 2011
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zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.
by groundbeef March 16, 2007
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zeuse

common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.
(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
by wise one111 January 25, 2008
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bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.
i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!
by mrs meister December 03, 2006
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Zeus Multifunktion

Mulighed + Handling = Resultat
"Fuck bro, ved simpelthen ikke om jeg skal til tage til fest i aften... skal jo på job i morgen"
"Brug Zeus multifunktion Bro!"
by Peterdelff September 18, 2023
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Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.
My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.
by DumbFxck April 18, 2024
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