Work

A weapon of mass mental dementia.

"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."

by The Dude 2 June 11, 2009

Work

crack cociane

Yo man i got that work

by Mr.Blaze December 24, 2008

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

worked

Surfer slang - what happens after falling off your board on a big wave such that you either hit the reef or otherwise get held underwater for a bit.

See that dude get worked on that last wave?

by Rayner January 18, 2004

The Works

Only the worlds best squad

Batman and Robin wish they were as cool as the Works are

by Belly Denis™️ July 2, 2018

The Works

A group of kids who grew up together.

The Worlds best squad. You wish you were as cool as us. The Works are the definition of squad

by Belly Denis™️ July 18, 2018

worked

to get danced up on a party. either the male or female works each other and who ever makes the other tired is the one who gotten worked.

boy 1: man i went to a party last night and this girl worked me to the fullest!
boy 2: man u lame for getting worked, i WORKED a girl last !

by MissIndependent December 9, 2008