Wookie Wook

A big hairy penis that resembles a Wookie from Star Wars

He chased me around with his wookie wook hanging out

by Skrilla2 October 27, 2011

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wook book

A chicken.

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A cry to alert hens.

:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.

:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!

by Ekename March 14, 2019

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wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.

We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.

by Aeschel December 01, 2019

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Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

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Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

by April 18, 2022

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