Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Wonky girl

A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky

Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops

by AnthonyDFlores December 3, 2020

Wonky

The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.

This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.

by Lilpistolstarter August 25, 2013

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025