Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

The act of a furry being a sussy little bakka UWU

1 - "uwu x3 nuzzle hehehehehe"
2- "Damnit, scott's being wonky again"

by Raviolizzz May 31, 2022

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by March 1, 2022

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 31, 2018