by Power B May 14, 2003

by John Hoskin October 29, 2006

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
by Pa formerly known as Dad November 8, 2007

by Jtbagginurmom October 7, 2016

by Jdizzlefizzle March 5, 2022

Santiago was damn sure he was going to split that anorexic bitch up the middle. Little did he realize she has a womb with a view.
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.
Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers
Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers
1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?
by yeaaaa December 5, 2007
