Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

wired deal

When an organization solicits competitive bids for a project, but they manipulate either the requested specifications or the judging criteria such that a pre-determined "winner" was in place all along, this is known as a wired deal.

When the Wikimedia Foundation needed office space for additional workers in January 2009, even though a competitive search for leased space was conducted, the fix was in, and a wired deal made sure that Wikia, Inc. (co-founded by the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation) got the rental contract.

by The Wiki Defender September 4, 2009

Fiend wire

When that cart/pod is lookin too good when you don't have a battery and you fiend so hard, you cut a usb wire and use the black and red copper wires to rip it

Did anyone bring a bat?

Naw i didn't think we'd need it.

Fuck, now I gotta make a fiend wire for my goon ass.

by Holdmynuts November 1, 2020

Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username May 12, 2007

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 20, 2008

flip wire

That fine,fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered.

That guy isn't driving. He tripped the flip wire 3 shots ago.

by G Evans January 10, 2009