werefag

Werefag; noun: an individual (male or female) who transforms into a "fag" when the full moon occurs. When the sun rises the individual does not remember the events from the previous night. The term werefag has also been used to describe bisexuals.

She's not gay, she's just a werefag.

by mrrrow December 20, 2010

werepanda

a panda that was bitten by a werewolf. only one has been found on record, has the ability to turn into a human. become a ravenous meat-eating panda monster when its a full moon, and is a bamboo eating cutie pie during all other times. known to have been around for 200 years. plays the guitar really well.

the werepanda strikes at night, so hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

by the man in the panda mask January 19, 2011

werewolf

The question asked for the answer, "There, wolf."

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: (shrugs) Suit yourself. I'm easy.

by Dan Weyandt October 31, 2011

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

werewhale

A person who has been infected by the bite of an undead whale. During a full moon, the infected individual is transformed into a whale and becomes enraged. Usually live near large bodies of water.

Bob: Hey, can I tell you a secret?
Alice: Sure.
Bob: ...I'm a werewhale.
Alice: *Gasp*!

by Dude McBob October 9, 2011

opposites werewolves

They turns to humans when the moons comes out.

"Gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans when the moons comes out!"

by nudistrobot October 18, 2008

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011