welfare

something that sucks, or is cheap

"Man, this shit is welfare"

by the sanity assassin May 24, 2003

welding mask

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

by nathn February 17, 2009

Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Modern Welfare

The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.

example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots

2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit

1:WIT my welfare nigga

2: thats some modern welfare rite there

by Harib Al'Sac January 29, 2010

weedar

The faculty used to identify someone who is under the influence of marijuana.

That clerk at the video store was really setting off my weedar.

by Nick333 February 21, 2007

Birthday Welfare

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

by MetalGuru March 10, 2009

Welfare Republican

a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.

Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.

by Sir Ludes McCracken March 1, 2011