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Wedgie

When someone yanks upward on your underwear. Usually done on weaker people or done in a group to average/stronger people. It induces a large amount of pain towards the crotch/ass. Incredibly painful and there are a large variety of techniques. Hurts more if the reciever of the wedgie is wearing tighty whities (briefs). As tidey whities tend to take longer to rip(escpecially Fruit of the Loom and Hanes), and they stretch farther. They're also harder to un-wedge, and go deeper into your crack. Opposed to boxers, which rip easier, easier to un-wedge, and don't irritate and hurt as much.

Boxer wearer's tend to pick on a tighty wighty wearer through the wedgie. The wedgie is also a common locker room use. Should someone be shown to wear tidey whighties (briefs) then they should be the victim of many wedgies into the future and beyond until everyone seems fit.
"I wear tighty whities and while changing in the locker room, a student saw me and screamed out TIGHTY WHITIES! While I tried my best to change, a rather large guy, grabbed the waist band and yanked up incredibly hard. I was immobilized and 4 other guys came and yanked upwards as well. My lower area was burning incredibly and I couldn't stop it. ALl 4 of them spit into my underwear as they yanked, giving me a messy wedgie and causing much pain and irritation. They finally stopped and took my stuff leaving me in nothing but my thong-ed out briefs. Ever since then, I have been the victim of many unfortunate wedgies."
by Wedgie victim July 1, 2007
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wedgie

When someone or something pulls on ur underwear very sharply and it wedges in between the buttock cheeks.

Types:When given wedgie then hung is called Hanging Wedgie. when a underwear band is pulled up over ur head and stays on ur forehead is called a Atomic Wedgie. if the underwear is ripped it is called a ripper wedgie. if the underwear is pulled from front it is called a melvin. if the under wear is pulled from both sides its called a mervin.
I was hanging out with my neighbors when i saw one of them sagging so ik gave them a wedgie. the ripper wedgie to be exact so then he later came gave me a hyanging wedgie on a post in my backyard. my parents were gone on trip and it was during spring break.
by Thomas12345678910 May 29, 2008
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Wedgie Nerd

A person who enjoys wedgies a bit too much. Wedgie Nerds are addicted to wedgies in general and sometimes select wedgie videos over porn. They enjoy giving wedgies, but are defensive when receiving wedgie.
Wedgie Nerd: I heart watching wedgie vids and masterbating to them on the internet sooo much!!!!!!!1!!1

David Spade: Ughhh, grody.
by Oswald Fegget July 7, 2010
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Patriotic Wedgie

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
by ylviesay December 27, 2009
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Brown Wedgie

When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.
Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch
by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013
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Big City Wedgie

A wedgie given to someone who has not wiped, usually due to reasons beyond their control.
As Ernie came out of the bathroom, I gave him a Big City Wedgie to which he bemoaned, "What's your problem man? I didn't wipe! That's not funny!"
by Mark X September 29, 2008
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wedgie

When someone pulles up on someones underwear the gives the wearer of the underwear suver pain in the bottom. People that give wedgies are people that wear boxers.
Thurday I was on the playground and the bullies came up to me and gave me a hanging wedgie from my underwear and hung me to the swing set all day and then let me go after school
by wedgie man 4658 April 25, 2009
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