Warm Hammer

Deliberately and repeatedly hitting your lady in the eye with your member.

Yo dawg, my bitch was giving me shit everyday. Everyday. Until I gave her the warm hammer.

by Warm Hammer PhD. August 15, 2011

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Warm Hug

It's a hug. That makes the person feel warmer inside

...
1:Want hug?
2:Yes.
*Warm hug*

by Gardevoir :D September 30, 2020

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Warming a Cobbler

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.

Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Warm Beans

The opposite of saying "cool beans". Means the same thing, its just for people who dont like their beans cold.

Person 1: Dude i just got a new dog!
Person 2: Warm Beans!
Person 1: You mean cool beans?
Person2: Nope, i dont like my beans cold.

by Mr. Prezident_001 January 11, 2010

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011