wanker

Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

wanker

wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff

Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)

by marquel January 11, 2008

Wanker

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

wanker

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

by beardman September 17, 2003

Wanker

1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005

wanker

pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves

sting is such a wanker !!

by TS July 7, 2003

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004