Woke
When yous parentials dont get ur ass woke up in te morn, and blame it on u. But they lazy asses supposed to be your alarm clocky
Woke
adj.
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)
Woke by Gaylord Farquahar March 8, 2023
Related Words
Woke • wokeness • Wokeism • Woke and Boke • Woke mind virus • woketard • Woke Right • Woke Supremacy • woke washing • Woke privilege
Woke
The opposite of the people who post definitions of this word on this site trying to be humorous but are really just bigoted.
While I know that being woke means I’m socially conscious and feel that all people deserve equal rights, some people instead just can’t seem to get over their fear of losing their privilege in this world, wake up, and be truly good and fair to all people.
Woke by Dennis the Phantom Menace June 17, 2018
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woke by mattonfireman November 2, 2022
Woke
This is a term typically used by deluded morons who pretend as if they are actually concerned with a raging political or social issue.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
Libtard: Hey, are free today?
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
Woke by Screw libtards February 4, 2020