Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock

Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn

by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me

by shit yourself now August 26, 2023

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Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.

Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.

by noenmt December 30, 2023

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Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023

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