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Throat Violin 

The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.
Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?

Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!

Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.
Throat Violin by Fetish King July 30, 2010

gothic violin 

The process of cutting your wrists, often performed by goths or emos to perform suicide. Also known as the gothic viola.
Ever since his girl left him, Freddy's been playin' the gothic violin. He's deppressed for sure man.
gothic violin by Kris Smith April 26, 2006

sad violin 

A sound of Internet music, mostly used in rejecting people.
Daniel: Hey wanna d8
Ashley:Rejected.
Daniel:DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN *inserts sad violin sounds that are absolutely shitty*

Big Violin 

The autocorrected version of Boolin. A adjective and verb both describing someone/something who is chillin.
Look at my dude boi Randal over there big violinin’
Big Violin by Bigheadbobo January 10, 2020

Worlds Smallest Violin 

Worlds smallest Violin is a overrated funny bad song. Funny in this case being so bad its funny
This song is on every bad Gemontry Dash Tic Toc

My theory is that the song is about the tragic events of 2001 In America,
the song is from the perspective of the hijackers.
My proof is under below if you want my reasoning (WARNING MIGHT OFFEND,NOT INTENDED TO HARM JUST A DARK THEORY SCROLL DOWN/UP OR GO TOUCH GRASS)
"I blow up into Smithereens, all up an down the city street"
"While trying to put my my mind to ease" ( ease meaning dying)
"Finishing this melody feels like a necessity"( melody in this case meaning mission)(necessity meaning the pressure from his fellow hijacker and "members")
"somewhere in the universe some has it worse"(trying to tell himself that people have done and been involved in worse as well at battling with the fact that..."this could be the end of me or could just to better me" (talking about how he could go to his religions haven or not deepening on this action)

That is my mad theory
feel free to dislike, i understand that this is not a funny topic especially to those who lost.
but that is also a pretty good theory.
"somewhere in the universe some ones got it worse"
Rember that this song either way is still overated and genrelt bad.
Also if your reading this then that is really a theory in itself.
Guy: Whats that terrible sound?
Other Guy: "i blow up into sm-
Guy: Not that song timmy have you been on you tube shorts?
Other guy: Worlds Smallest violin is a good song
Guy: No its not. Worlds smallest violin is an overrated and very loud song.

dirty violin

A sexual act involving 1 female and anywhere between 4-7 men (most commonly 4) wherein the men stand side-by-side facing forward and the female is on her knees in front of the men performing oral sex on each of the men, randomly alternating and switching between men until all the men have ejaculated.
What a night! Sara played a dirty violin last night with Jake, Tim, Josh, and Fernando and made a mess everywhere.
dirty violin by smit47150 May 7, 2016