Vermont

Once a proud, hard working, take no crap, thinking state. Now a high, hippie infested, welfare cesspool, thanks NY for kicking all your hippies out in the 60's and 70's they all came here and we were not allowed to shoot them so they stayed.

Welcome to Vermont, we don't do anything here, just sit in the woods get high and talk about how great it would be if there was something to do. maybe if we weren't all high we could get something done, i mean Sh*t come on even Montreal is home to the Canadian Space Agency. We could do something... but no it seems all we care about is food and snow. Lame. We will never have good jobs, or contribute to the world in any significant way.

by Last real Vermonter January 26, 2012

Vermont

i just moved here and it's pretty sweet. very liberal, howard dean was our governor, we are one of the greenest states in the US, and everyone is really nice. other things to find here include phish, ben and jerry's, maple syrup, and vermont cheddar cheese. the 2nd least populated state behind wyoming, and the biggest city is burlington (less than 40,000 people). the only state with a capital (montpelier got like 8000 people) without a micky d's. gets hella cold in the winter, like right around zero or sometimes below at night. kickass skiing or snowboarding. medical marijuana is legal here, and the state legislature is thinking about lowing the drinking age to 18. some bad things are that there is like no diversity whatsoever (about 98% white) and it's very rural (which can also be a good thing).

BYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i live in vermont BYAAAAAAHHHHH

by vermont person October 17, 2008

Vermonted

It is when you get fucked by someone from Vermont

I want to get vermonted tonight!

by jojo6686 October 4, 2011

vermont

a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!

bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.

by jake magizatch bizatch December 28, 2007

Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

by Clyde22 September 8, 2006

Vermont

The most boring place on earth. If you take out Burlington we are all basically living like amish. Burlington is cool with the music, hippies, and weed, but besides that the rest of us are living like our cows. P.S. We are over populated and over run by cows.

Man 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.

by peaceflower April 16, 2010

vermin-signalling

To dismiss any expression of solidarity, anti-racism, objection to misogyny etc as "virtue-signalling".

Vermin-signalling is simultaneously an attempt to discredit the views - most likely in favour of a minority group - that are being expressed, while underlining the dominance of the "correct" group, and an efficient method of establishing that you hold utterly verminous views that will probably mean your family slowly stop talking to you on Facebook or even coming round for Thanksgiving.

"My uncle's all over Facebook again, shouting about how people who object to black people being killed in their own homes are 'virtue-signalling'. He always starts vermin-signalling when he's drunk, but that just keeps getting earlier in the day."

by A Cheffie October 26, 2020