value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 27, 2015

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

Valied

When you take prescription drugs to get high and you're very intoxicated.

Took a few of they diazepam bro I'm well Valied out my nut

Just gubbed a few blues gonna tan some tea hopefully I feel Valied to the max

by CAMBO August 24, 2016

value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate

"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient

by Aedc November 12, 2018

Valedictively

Expressed or performed in the manner of a valediction.

Salutation,

This is the body of a letter.

Valedictively,
Signature

by Wordsmythologic December 21, 2020

value seeker

One who finds pleasure in a bargain

“We can stay at an Airbnb in Palm Springs. No we can stay at my buddy’s swanky place instead. Don’t worry it’ll be discounted because he knows I’m a value seeker.”

by Okoboji June 29, 2021

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004