Unicorn Tears

The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.

A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.

by Greg1973 October 12, 2014

unicr0n

Hot girls that use the internet well, and play computer games are said not to exist in real life. To find one is exceptionally hard, and thus they deserve the title of a mythical creature. Not to be confused with a semicr0n, which is a console game playing girl, a unicr0n plays all kinds of computer games, and knows how to torrent, use forums or even knows how to hack. Be on the lookout for these rare creatures, but fear not, they are on the rise!

DUDE!
Did you see that girl over there? She totally pwned you in CS! AND SHE'S HOT! She's a fukkin' unicr0n! ASK HER OUT NOW!

by King Of Ninjas March 10, 2007

Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.

I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.

by Aggie05 September 10, 2011

Unicorn Pussy

Pussy you only read about in stories (also see Big foot pussy

Guy 1: "Hey bro, i hooked up with Sara last night, im talking bomb ass pussy right there!!"

Guy 2: "Dude, there is no WAY you hit that last night, that shit is unicorn pussy, you have no chance!!

by Hijo De Ricardo December 2, 2010

The Unicorns

band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.

The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.

by ugly flower March 10, 2004

Rampaging Shit Unicorns

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo

John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.

by KillerPooMuffin February 20, 2009

my unicorn just ate the moon

If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.

my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?

by Blawhoa November 17, 2010