unicr0n

Hot girls that use the internet well, and play computer games are said not to exist in real life. To find one is exceptionally hard, and thus they deserve the title of a mythical creature. Not to be confused with a semicr0n, which is a console game playing girl, a unicr0n plays all kinds of computer games, and knows how to torrent, use forums or even knows how to hack. Be on the lookout for these rare creatures, but fear not, they are on the rise!

DUDE!
Did you see that girl over there? She totally pwned you in CS! AND SHE'S HOT! She's a fukkin' unicr0n! ASK HER OUT NOW!

by King Of Ninjas March 10, 2007

Unicron

The biggest Transformer ever. This robot is completely evil and is big. Don't like Unicron? Tough, he'll just eat your planet. That's right, this guy is a planet that thinks nothing of munching on other planets and moons. And then if that wasn't enough, he can just transform into a giant robot and start kicking ass all over. It seems that Unicron can only be defeated with the Autobot Matrix of leadership, as seen in Transformers: The Movie.

Unicron: I was considering sparing your wrestched little plant Cybertron...now, you will witness it's dismemberment!
Galvatron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Unicron February 19, 2005

Unicronical Engineering

The discipline of engineering devoted to the creation and maintenance of planet devouring transforming robots.

"What type of Eng are you in Steve?"
"Unicronical Engineering"
"Why's that?"
"Well, I mean, if I wanted to be a pussy, I GUESS I could go into mechanical, but I'm not."

by Sandwich_Hata November 8, 2008

Unicron

Massive planetoid Transformer that is essentially the embodiment of evil in the Transformers' universe. According to the varying story lines, Unicron exists as a sort of multi-universal being. Meaning that he may be temporarily destroyed in one reality, but is omnipresent in essence.
His most recent appearance (that I am aware of) was in a somewhat weakened state, being an extremely powerful tank-like Transformer, rather than a demonic planet omnigod.

Unicron: It is I who have summoned you here.
Megatron: No one... summons me!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.

by Unicrus Prime January 2, 2009

Unicron

Big, Shaq sized Transformer who eats up any planet or moon in it's path. Basically the baddest mofo in the universe. He has a "planet mode" in which he consumes planets and also a robot mode. First appearance was in the 1980's Transformers Cartoon Movie, in which he rebuilt a defeated Megatron into Galvatron, and in return he made Galvatron his bitch. But at the end of the film Hot Rod turned into Rodimus Prime via The Matrix (Allspark in live movie) and Rodimus used The Matrix to destroy Unicron.
Unicron better appear in the next live movie.
Also note that Unicron had epic voice. And oh ya, the movie takes place in the year 2005, so it all happened 2 years ago...
Unicron:"For a time…I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...its dismemberment!"

RE1000: "What's that thing eating the moon up there in space? Ohhhh it's The Unicron!"

by RE1000 August 30, 2007

Unicronian

Consisting of incomprehensible mass or quantity, in reference to the size of Unicron a prodigiously large robot whose scale reaches planetary proportions, and retains the ability to transform into a mechanical planet.

I busted a Unicronian nut and afterward required a long nap.

by Monsterhaus February 5, 2010

Unicron

Ginormous robot featured in "Transformers: The Movie." A large metal robot, Unicron is extremely large and devours planets for sustinence. In the comics, he is the embodiment of a dark god who destroyed the universe prior to the big bang. In the American cartoon continuity, he was developed by the alien Primacron. Unicron's only known weakness is the Autobot Matrix.

Kranix: "Arblus look! It's Unicron!"

by NeroMan May 25, 2003