google unearth

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.

After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'

by Pattio November 15, 2010

Unemployment

the act of setting ones self free, by taking your hard earned tax dollars back from the State. i.e. Boobs, Dubes & Tubes

Step into my office...why? Because you're fucking laid off! Join you're local Unemployment Club, i.e UCPB = The unemployment Club of Pacific Beach, California.

by Thor the Destroyer April 25, 2003

Unemployment Bath

Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside

Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.

by joblessandfree May 7, 2009

Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

DJ Uneek

The chief producer of Bone Thugs N Harmony's albums. Made a name for himself with his 8 minute remix of "The Points" featuring B.I.G, Coolio, Redman, BTNH, Busta Rhymes, Jamal, Shatasha, Menace Clan, Violator, Helta Skelta, Big Mike, Doodlebug, and 5th Ward.

From the eastcoast ballers to the westcoast riders, DJ Uneek and Violator presents the ghetto's top dogs. Ha ha ha...

by GFK August 31, 2008

uneasy

The act of being in the state of non-easiness, ergo vis a vis not in measure to conform to the requirement of easiness and the way of "easy" as told by the Grand-Master of Easiness.

unplugging microphones during jam sessions, refusing to accept one's own uneasiness when being told as uneasy and not refusing to indulge the easiness

by Joatt December 26, 2006

unedumahcated

A word spiffed up people use to say uneducated.

"Yo dis German kid Max is unedumahcated."

by Amy and EMax and Laurren and GMax November 24, 2007