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fat twig

Sticks that are big
The fat twig was a pencil
by I luv animal jam May 2, 2018
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lil twig

A new soundcloud rapper who is taking the local area of el Paso Texas by storm with more than three hundred views on his song an more on the way.
Have you herd lil twigs newest diss track
by The king of rap May 7, 2018
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Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.
Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!
by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023
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Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation
Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long
Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick
by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017
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Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021
mugGet the Google Twigmug.

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole
hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
by mskay October 29, 2019
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