Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can

There doing a twat lap again

by Yoie January 25, 2009

Twazzer

Female genital area.

I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.

by Saffernellie August 8, 2009

Schrödinger's Twat

British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.

Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!

by Schrödinger's Twat August 18, 2015

TwatZilla

When the simple insult of "twat" just isn't enough.

"WTF is with that bitch! She went from zero to FUCK in 2 seconds. She's a raging TwatZilla!"

by anonymous May 9, 2005

Twat Taffy

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.

Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!

by onthewildedge August 23, 2011

Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013

Twatmouth

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009