Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.

"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"

by DB the man September 4, 2024

Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip

Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven

You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?

by Chad101 February 25, 2014

Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.

The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.

by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022