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Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.
Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
by Cree Seven January 15, 2023
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tunnel darts

when you paint a target on someones anus then proceed to play a game of darts with your friend. bullseye would be sinking one into the anus.
I heard Drew and Kenny played a game of tunnel darts with April last night and Kenny scored a bullseye.
by mongolian mantis May 1, 2009
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wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
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Light tunneling

Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.
“Dawg this song has me light tunneling pretty hard right now.”
by SmogCitizen February 5, 2019
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guitarpal tunnel

Pain or numbness in the wrist resulting from playing too much Guitar Hero, or you know actual guitar.
I've been playing for hours... I think I've got guitarpal tunnel!
by bguess March 5, 2008
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Tunnel Singing

A phenomenon which occurs when an Asian girl is only exposed to one genre of karaoke music, thereby greatly limiting her vocal talents.
That asian is really Tunnel Singing her way through the competition.
by Craig Caroxter June 11, 2008
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