Trenchcoat

A knee to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. In a cultural example of Batesian mimicry (that is, a non-venemous species evolving to resemble a venemous one), you don't even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.

My trenchcoat keeps people from fucking with me. I still carry a blade too just in case.

by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012

Tunch

A swift punch delivered straight to an unsuspecting person's taint.

I didn't like the way Ben was talking to me, so i hit him with a quick tunch to shut him up.

by Mat&Ben September 19, 2008

Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

trench licker

Point blank ....Lesbian

Rosie is a trench licker.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

trouncher

A girl who smells like a fish chowder farm and loves to eat pussy. Eventually she will be gutted and have her limbs chopped up and thrown into the ocean where she'll never be heard of again.

Did you see Kathleen at Union last night? She is such a trouncher.

by Honesty Box ;) January 13, 2009