a jerry in the trench

to have a very itchy arsehole, general discomfort in the arse cleft area

Tom, is that a new disco move ?
Andy, no Ive got a jerry in the trench thats giving me hell !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 12, 2010

Rowing the Trench

A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.

Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.

It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.

by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022

french her trench

To give a female oral sex.

Man, Id love to french her trench!

by DewwMe April 8, 2006

Mariana's Trench

Only the people who are into the band MARIANAS TRENCH purely for their look spell the band name like this (Mariana's Trench. This is how Trench Wenches know if the person is a true fan or not.

NEVER spell the name with an apostrophe, it's wrong and you will hear about.

However if you're wondering who this band is, it's a pop-punk band from Vancouver, British Columbia. They are one of few band where all 4 members actually sing. So not only Josh, the lead singer, but Ian, Matt and Mike also sing (the drummer, lead guitarist and bassist). Their songs have catchy lyrics but also have a deeper meaning to them. They are amazing live, some say they sound better live then when recorded, which is rare for bands today.

The members: Mike Ayley, Matt Webb, Ian Casselman and Josh Ramsay

Random Facebook Status: OMGZZZZ I LUVVV MARIANA'S TRENCH!! JOSH IS SOOOOO HOTTTT!!!!!!!

Trench Wench: Bitch please, that's not even how you spell the name, and do you even know the other three members? You only know Cross My Heart and Shake Tramp..... that's lovely...

by TrueTrenchWench February 24, 2011

Trunchbull

A Trunchbull is someone who *hates* (and that’s a huge understatement) children.

The first use of Trunchbull is the character of the same name, from Roald Dahl’s book Matilda.

by Someone404 March 12, 2020

Traunch Burger

An obese womans vagina.

A raunchy traunchy burger.

You couldn't pay me to touch that Traunch Burger.

by NastyBurger123 November 26, 2010

Trance Addict

A person who absolutely loves the music genre of trance. Favorite DJs will probably be Tiesto (Most overrated DJ ever), Paul van Dyk, or Armin van Buuren. Also, it is a person registered to www.tranceaddict.com

Man you love that music. You must be a Trance Addict

by Luis G June 12, 2006