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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
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Trial by Heat

On a warm summers day shutting all windows on the car and turning the heaters up to full whack seeing who can with stand the heat for the longest
‘Why are you sweating so much is the air con broke?’
Nah mate, Trial by Heat’
by Little Jaffa Cakes July 25, 2019
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trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019
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trial and error questions

The most annoying, stupid, evil, most cruel math questions created by a demon in hell to make you need to guess and guess and guess again and takes up all of your time when you could solve other math problems.
Those polynomial trial and error questions are soooo wickedly vile and they need to cease existing.
by CrazyB0Z0 May 15, 2019
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presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.
Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.
by comofo February 1, 2020
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Trials Syndrome

When you've just died after doing really well in a hard level and on your next attempt you're suddenly doing horribly.

Named after the "Trials" franchise.
Aw come on, I've got trials syndrome now!
by The Omega Fan May 3, 2020
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