the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

treasure roty

Treasure roty?? TREASURE ROTY. no other definition needed. Rookie of the Year. Manifesting this for real.

e.g:-

Teume 1:- Damn, Treasure ROTY 2020.
Teume 2:- Treasure ROTY 2020 indeed.

by teumehere July 30, 2020

Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006

Trees & ZZZ's

The act of smoking marijuana before one goes to sleep.

Guys I'm smashed up, time to go back to my room for some Trees & ZZZ's.

by Cabey Dodey April 27, 2009

treps

a young business mogul; the new movers and shakers; short for entrepreneur

one of these treps is going to be the one that changes the world.

by Dave Walsh January 5, 2005

treeshing

A girl that is hoeing around with every guy she sees and has a new man basically everyday.

Yo bro these bitches be treeshing don’t fuck with them no more.

by The_Nickchize August 1, 2018

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014