treat williams

This phrase has various meanings,depending on the situation. Originated mainly from the underrated cult-classic, "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

1) Devour feces for little or no cash, or the sheer fun of it.
2) Urinate in a plastic keg because of paranoid delusions.
3) Have absolutely nothing to do with anything, therefore being omnipresent.
4) Being a national hero and being forgotten in the next few seconds.
1) "Man, did you pull a Treat Williams for 25 bucks last night?"
-" It was nothing dude. Easiest money I've ever made. Tasted a bit spongy though."

2) "What the hell are you doing,Jimmy?"
-"I'm Treat Williamsing in a plastic keg without any apparent reason, do you mind?!"

3) "Here's a pool dive I nicknamed Treat Williams."
( slips and falls into the pool )
-"Dude,what the fuck did that have to do with Treat Williams?!"
" It didn't have anything to do with him. Nothing has anything to do with T.W. He's the Nothing man."
-" That's some weird shit."

4) "Hey Mike,did you hear about Treat Williams saving New York from the communist shit rebellion?! It was awesome!"
-"Who did what?"
"No idea,I didn't say anything."
-"Oh,ok. Let's go hang out at the mall then."
by Vladimir Vojvodic March 28, 2008
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trigger treating

the act of going door to door with a gun and stealing candy. Preferably on October 31st.
Clay was not satisfied with the amount of candy he received on Halloween, so he decided to go trigger treating and filled 3 trashbags of candy, watches and money by the end of the night.
by WFItty June 23, 2011
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beefy treat

The cock. Only in reference to showing it to some lucky lass.
She looked like hazza with a tub of butter when I showed her my beefy treat.
by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004
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Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat
Martin spent most of the day self treating
by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010
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treat out

Are you going to treat out on the free buffet dude?
by dinch January 04, 2008
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Scoop and Treat

A sexual act where a male scoops ice cream into a girls ass, fucks her in the ass. The girl performs oral sex on the male afterward enjoying a nice treat.
Joe gave the old lady a scoop and treat in the Jewel parking lot.
by Phatt Joe May 28, 2009
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trick or treat

To trick or to be trickin. Can be used in a variation of phrases to describe either:

1. When a male is constantly trying to get at the same female (also known as ringing the same doorbell).

2. When a female is constantly on different guys nuts all at the same time.

3. Or used as a reply to when someone has been trickin' (i.e. over AIM, texting, etc.)
1. Person A: Damn John is trick or treatin again.
Person B: His finger's been on that doorbell for too long.
Person A: It must be Halloween again.

2. Person A: I saw Michelle on hella guys nuts last night at the basketball game.
Person B: Fuck that bitch shes always trick or treating.

3. Person A: She was all over like 5 guys at the party.
Person B: NC. Trick or treat.
by jackOlantern666 June 17, 2008
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