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Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
by Danny Ortuno May 12, 2008
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A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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Get the Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock mug.I kind and caring girl with a big heart. She sticks by her friends and is slightly introverted, but when she feels comfortable around someone, she is very talkative.She can be a badass, and looks great while doing it.
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Get the Torey mug.Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.
Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.
Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
by Lou_III January 30, 2009
Get the fecal torpedo mug.The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”
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