Long tings

An expression to imply that a given activity or event is tiresome or not worth one’s time.

Boss: You need to finish that report before you leave.
Employee: Ahh, 'low it man, dat's long tings bruv.

by dan_man_BTN August 28, 2008

Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

by urpapi October 5, 2010

tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

Tanks

An epic computer game involving 2-4 players firing projectiles, ranging from small misseles to atom bombs, at each other, attempting to destroy each other's tanks. This game is famous for douche moves such as air strike, super shield, teleport kamikaze attack, and teaming up on noobs.

Dude, do you want to team up on Matt in this game of tanks?

by Chunky Reddy December 28, 2008

nuff tings

loadsa stuff, bare shizzle, lots of shizznit

"eh bredren, what a 'gwaan?"
"nuff tings, mon"

by Solomon Vasey January 15, 2006

Tinker bell

A fictional fairy character appeared in Peter Pan and has her own sequel movies

I love tinker bell

by Havannah04 March 6, 2018

Tinkerbelling

When you have sex with a girl who has a glitter booty and everytime you hit it, glitter showers over everything. Typically girls will have glitter booties at festivals, night clubs, and raves.

I have to get this glitter off my dick because I was tinkerbelling last night.

by Rorolin September 8, 2019